"It's not a spectator sport!"

03/1998

She waddles and woodles around all the earth,
Gobbling and eating to increase her girth.

She looks at herself and announces out loud,
"I've built this monstrosity, might as well be proud.

Such a wondrous round shape there's never the like,"
She waddles and woodles from utter delight.

Bouncing the world over until all too soon,
Elizabeth dances right up to the moon.