"It's not a spectator sport!"


oh dear! I ate cookies
and now I'm farting!
I dare not go ask for
a massage.

Why do some cars
go right side up
and some up side down?

Sometimes there is
no time to say, "Not me, not now,"
you can only say, "Yes" to the

This kind of doing is
the friend of laughter.
I'm all done with
being polite.
Rub this 'not' out
of me.